I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of
The greatest scene in cinema history
she is such a great lady.
*cries with utter joy*
SHE DID IT THE EXACT SAME WAY WHAT
Let’s be honest, Julie Andrews is Tumblr’s official cool grandma
Even the pigeons are there
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
fb: Esk Fae ❤
Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.
I have a MIGHTY NEED.
truly an amazing sight (x)
shots. fired. fuuuck
PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.
If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
Jacob’s Well in my home town Wimberley TX, right outside of Austin. As a kid I lived less than half a mile from it and spent summer days here. No telling how many times I’ve leapt from that rock.
hiiiiii tumblr followers. I reach like 1,000 followers, and I wanted to post my face.
I’m Kimmy, 21, Long Island NY.
Here are some dumb photos of me from the other day and I also got a new tattoo.